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Chapter 1: Topic One, pgs1-5

One miserable day, somebody died. Turns out it was Maribelle. At her funeral, Virion wept while Libra tried to comfort him. However, Virion killed Libra without realizing that they were in love. Suddenly, a stray arrow flew by, tapping Tharja’s nose flirtatiously. This made her significant other start flirting with Ricken spitefully. Ricken then decided to elope with Virion and Tharja, and they lived happily ever after...for certain values of “ever.”

But then bad things happened, which they quite often do. Like the deep-frying of Cthulhu! Everybody screamed. Lissa used self-destruct, which was not very effective, but she still died painfully. Snap and Loopin started masticating and were shot dead by a mouse.

Anyways, Maribirielle was a poor imitation of Maribelle. She formed a troupe with Meribean, Muribep, and Marrilop. They were troubadours without magical abilities who went around pretending to be musical prodigies. The resulting screeching lowered everyone’s defenses, allowing their blood to be sucked right out of their bodies, which were turned into gholam.

Suddenly, they all got attacked by a murder of crows. Also, flying reptilian gorillas devoured all of the important things in existence. Meanwhile, a rather unimportant thing was being eaten by living motorcycles while their riders were playing card games with a giant winged panther.

In other news, Chrom used Falchion to destroy his mother’s antique china, which caused her ghost to take away his entire allowance and buy pot with it. Chrom threw a tantrum that turned Lucina into a boy named Marth, who married another Lucina.

While wondering how that happened, FeMU was walking on the ceiling. She somehow avoided being eaten by crocodiles who were summoned by Walhart to get Excellus to shut the fuck up and explode like an obedient student while eating extreme amounts of chocolate, poison, pasta, and seafood that all tasted the same as Grima’s stewed corpse.

Validar devoured the kin of the Great Pumpkin, which made Chrom lay an egg that hatched into Charlie Brown, Voice of Captain Validar of the Toad Brigade, who, while picking his nose, found that Chrom was inside an ancient yellow submarine that contained mushrooms and two certain Italian plumbers. They were retired Dryad elders who ran an owlbear farm. The owlbears met Yarne, who decided that they were attractive and mated with one of their females.

They then ate flaming Cuccos, who attacked everyone, much to the chagrin of the Titan of Eastwood Clinic, who had to tend to Lao, Smash, and Rid’s wedding. The wedding, however, was retconned when Wolf burst in, guns blazing. He killed Ace for writing that.

Yarne then took over the world with his partner, Nah, and their minions, the fire-breathing bunnies. They enslaved humanity, and, with the world at stake, Walhart unleashed his ultimate skill, Demoiselle, which ultimately helped all the Annas who were attacking Aimee for not being Anna. The Annas then turned into a giant Anna who was able to transform into Metroplex and steal all of the bacon-wrapped corpses in Plegia.

Suddenly, a giant horde of flying death cows with rice devoured Excellus, who was distracted because he was picking his nose with a Vengeance Axe, which caused him to bleed sour milk. After a while, the milk became corrosive acid which smelled of tasty goodness, but mutated into an advanced wars styled arcade machine with monkeys, dragons, and mushrooms.

Arach’s nose started to grow like an exploding beef burrito, and ended up turning into SMT Igor, who began to eat all of the bitches in the Velvet Room. Our hero then married Severa, creating the Moon Social Link. He supposedly did it to spare the other men, but in reality he was yan-yan for his tsun-tsun.

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Chapter 2: Topic One, pgs6-8

Shortly afterwards, Severa found out that she was pregnant...only to be brainwashed by Link's waifu, Malon, into gathering an army of living food items, which went straight into Ilyana's mouth. Yum~

Anyways, our hero, now named Charlotte Corinthius Cheyenne Carlton Carriway, headed off on a Neverending Saga in order to save his waifu from the Purple Parasitic Pulsating Performing Pikachus. Along the way, he ran into Amazingly Accurate Armored Archer Arachnids who were firing flaming frozen fish fajitas. They were promptly dumped into Spitz's deep fryer and made into a delicious giant pizza that tasted like unicorn butts and rainbow piss.

Excellus then appeared and barfed corrosive acid all over the corrupt nobles in Radiant Dawn. Charlotte killed Excellus and went across the street to spy on Cherche and Cordelia doing laundry with a cult of gnomes. He failed to notice when six Furry Goombas committed suicide because they had witnessed him eating the Triforce without reading the enclosed instruction book.

Meanwhile, piranhas besieged the Forest of Illusions, where Mario and Luigi battled Link and Zelda ferociously. Suddenly, the Falchion landed on Kaepora Gaebora's face, impaling him with Snape's nose. Rauru and Anju had an affair, while Kafei rotted in a cave, sad that they didn't invite him. However, his pet unicorn cheered when his horn was polished so clean and sparkly that Oghren was very jealous.

Charlotte bitched about being forgotten, and turned into a female, renaming herself Numerae Seven. She eventually found out she is a clone of Charloterry, who was originally supposed to be the clone, when infiltrating her body. This revelation was so shocking that everyone died, only to be revived by Farore, Nayru, and Din because they found this story to be fucking hilarious.

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Chapter 3: Topic One, pgs8-11

And our story continues with a Blade of Grass, flower possession, and our heroine transforming into a giant ball made of flubber, the purpose of which was only known by Stahl because he was the Stahllord, the best at not stalling, because that's Spikaya. He did this with a rubber chicken that had magic powers, such as eating a giant pointy pegasus in the span of three milliseconds. It could also turn anyone into a large piece of deep-fried Snickers wrapped in bacon.

It could also detect the bad breath of beings that made Nowi create bad music that was so awful that even the disgustingly horrible band known as One Direction called it awful. Then Queen killed 1D with the power of non-crappy music. They also killed Ricken with "Don't Stop Me Now" and he died of good ol' fashioned ear bleeding.

Anyways, a super top secret project was underway deep in Plegia, involving supermodels and their tampons. Laurent went to investigate, but his sensory neurons were overloaded and he did a barrel roll off of a cliff. He fell into the ocean, where he found a temple full of the valuable remains of charred Deku and caviar made of Zora eggs. However, the rock sirloin was very mad at the large, obese Gerudo Queen, Zarda, who ordered the sirloin be broiled in hot sauce and ale.

When all is said and done, six men murdered the seafood. They were the Runaway Five. Previously known as the Fantastic Four. The Fab Four before that. The Terrible Trio before THAT. The Delicious Duo even EARLIER! God Dwayne before everything else. And firstly, the Oncoming Storm.

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Wtf u doing

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OR WOMAN.

OR DONKEYS.

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Chapter 4: Topic One, pgs11-14

Everyone forgot what they did, and so they had a illegitimate giant elephant child with rabies, which starred in a circus show, resulting in dozens of bread loaves being sent to Africa. Meanwhile, houses were bombarded with bread sent from the Bread God - or rather, Goddess; she evilly smote the people with her Baguette of Power, which was delicious.

In completely unrelated news, Lady Alice Spinach killed ten mockingbirds because they had eaten ten other mockingbirds that had stolen the Yoshis' Happy Tree. Stahl heard a scream, and murdered Princess Peach with a tire iron covered in mayonnaise covered in chocolate.

Anyways, Libra was heard doing something nobody wanted to see - he was eating 300 dead kitten heads covered in bacon sauce covered in chocolate. When he ate the last one, Libra realized that he was in love with his nephew, and decided to give him a potato. However, said nephew was soon discovered to have eloped with his elderly caretaker, Martha. Libra, upset, took a great big hammer to the Queen of England.

Unfortunately, the Queen had already perished, and was a zombie. She devoured Libra without any salt or pepper. His demise was celebrated throughout the land. Now, with our villain defeated, a jackalope pissed on his still living mother, making her bowels finally give way. Crying, she ate her tears, leaving for an Outrealm populated entirely by gay Validars.

Meanwhile, Walhart ate a Toad that was under Peach's dress along with three tentacles and the Super Mario Bros. However, it got a little crowded, so the tentacles moved out, and took over the world. They went on to star in Sword Art Online, where everyone loved them.

However, to Anti-Charlotte's dismay, Ridley was included in Super Smash Bros, where he and his best friend, Ganondwarf, stood above everybody else in the top tier. However, Ridley realized that he is in love with his archenemy, Samus Aran, and ended up taking her to prom. However, it was a trap - Samus was really a man all along!

Ridley didn't care, however - he removed his own mask, revealing HE to be a SHE - Olivia, Queen of Ylisse! They danced the night away until everything exploded, killing them and turning them into Redeads. They conquered the world, only to come back to life and realize that they were lonely. They sang "Let It Go", only for their heads to explode into snow.

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Chapter 5: Topic One, pgs14-17

Severa's pet gnome ate her pet monkey and died of food poisoning. This triggered an event that would shake the Earth's core violently and contribute to the heartbreaking death of an ant. Also, cheese is really finger lickin' good. And thus, our story ends.

...but was it the end? Some say that when the pies have been hyphened then the hyphens get hyphened and the chickens get fingered and the world gets melted. Also, Nerf darts hurt like stepping on Legos.

Anyways, Tiki gave her colors to Lucina in order to take over her body and somehow capture Robin's heart with one piece of string. Literally. She ripped it out with the string. Tikicina hugged said heart while calling the police, who brought cake to feed the savages of Lorule. Cake stuffed to the brim with guns. However, Yuga appeared and took control of the police in order to have a giant choreographed puppet show opera. It was quite excellent, with Yoshi's husband, Birdo, playing the protagonist. Stahl was supposed to play the antagonist, but he was unfortunately eaten by a hagraven named Tharja.

There were several large bloody balls of burning gas that floated around being gassy and on fire. They also farted chocolate! While everyone was distracted, Risen - Ninja Pirate Risen Robots, in fact - swarmed the stage! They sang a jaunty tune and danced a sprightly dance while eating several delicious apples, when suddenly they exploded. Grima barged in, very pissed off, and used his chocolate breath to turn Cordelia into a chocolate dildo with which he did very, very, VERY disgusting things to Hibiki and Ritsuko.

Meanwhile, a cult of llamas was being mutilated when their so-called "god", Kellam, was betrayed by his pet monkey - nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, after all! However, the betrayal was a failure, and the monkey was fed to squirrels, who mutated into rabbits obsessed with world domination. Or the Taguel. Same difference.

The Taguel used their special deadly ability to breed like rabbits and spread love to everyone. However, Chrom's father killed them all with the power of muffins, somehow ending world hunger. However, world thirst spiraled out of the end of communism and ate a chicken, whose brethren went to destroy all of the shoes on Earth to spread the curse of barefootedness.

Upon discovering this pandemic, King Fancyboot II destroyed his mother's favorite china, who started bluffing with her muffin top, claiming to have killed everyone in the world. But she wasn't dead - she was undead! She proceeded to tear off her own arm because she was Mrs. Literal and did everything literally.

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Chapter 6: Topic One, pgs17-20

Bacon supplies suddenly ran out, and starvation became a problem in the lands of the Internet. Also, all food is now sentient. Anyways, the Bacon Hero suddenly appeared! And was suddenly devoured! He took over the devourer's body, however, making her devour herself. And then an outbreak of vore became an issue.

Amidst the chaos, somebody leaked the Super Smash Bros 4 roster. This somebody hated the inclusion of Dark Pit, however, so he complained to a lot of people who didn't care. Dark Pit heard of this, and, feeling underappreciated, he killed all of the other playable characters in Sm4sh...which meant he must beat himself up again and again until his death, upon which he became Ghost Pit. The spinoff series Super Smash Ghosts was created...and was an immediate flop.

Luigi was one of the few who bought the game, though, as he wanted to  vacuum up all the ghosts. King Boo showed up, however, with Robin's Lemon Sword and a fanfic about his OTP, Saria x Cheese the Chao, in tow. However, cheese the food drowned the world, solidifying and creating a delicious world of cheese.

However, all was not well in the Volcano Altar of Cheese King Earl. Earl was watching TV when the cheese overflow ruined the pasta network, causing super explosions that turned everyone into clones of Captain Falcon. Which meant everyone was Ganondorf. Except for Ganondorf, he was his brother, Dorfganon. Dorfganon could actually use his sword, but it was stuck to his dick...some people may call that stupid, but God Sakurai LOVES stupid stuff, so screw some people.

The Duck Hunt Dog appeared, holding the seven Crystal Stars, which transformed him into Jesus Dog. Jesus Dog died and was resurrected by God Dog...who just wanted to kill and resurrect him over and over again. It was an endless cycle! Until God Duck convinced God Dog that Gord Dorg was evil, anyways. God Dog decided to torture Gord Dorg instead.

Meanwhile, God Square was watching Devil Circle plotting his schemes, which involved brainwashing Nowi into becoming Lucina's alt palette and eating all of the cheese. Nowi was allergic to cheese, however, but she ate it all anyways, and was turned into cheese as a result. She was a living cheese statue, but was killed when the Cheese King hardened her and cut her up into cream cheese. Nah saw this, and thought long and hard about the repercussions of eating her own mother...

...

...

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...and, ultimately deciding that she didn't care, Nah ate the cheese.

Which gave her cancer.

And cured her diabetes!

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Chapter 7: Topic One, pgs20-24

Suddenly, a shooting star appeared! It raped people while Walhart watched, eating a burger. Unfortunately, it was not tofu, and upon discovering this, Walhart killed himself. However, since he was already dead, Walhart had to go to a priest to use Midnight Bliss and become a female werewolf. He managed to use this to his advantage, however, raping a million Lissas combined into one abomination named Megasa. Her dress was as big as a thing that's big, and was sewn from the faces of the bonded Lissas. Their mission was to sing a song of happiness that would destroy the world. However, the singing potato exploded, killing the horrid abomination...but one Lissa was left alive.

DUN-DUN-DUUUN!

Meanwhile, Severa was looking for her mother, Cordelia, in the depths of space, not aware that she had been institutionalized for attempting to kill billions of flies, wasps, orphans, and mosquitoes.

...AND KITTENS!

Don't forgot the kittens.

Alas, the kittens were forgotten, and died horribly. King Dedede cried during the Kitty Fire while Severa suddenly realized that the Bitty Fire couldn't save her mother. Instead, she challenged her fate, which backfired when twelve werewolves paraded with the Nowi cheese from earlier for some reason. Greninja watched, pondering whether or not he should eat popcorn. However, the werewolves stole the popcorn before he could eat it, and cloned the DNA. The popcorn clones proceeded to take over Valm. The Valmese must pick a god and pray!

Unfortunately, the god was Naga, who hated them. Before she could do anything, however, she was transformed into a flamingo by a curse. Tiki tried to save her, but became a pear-eating flamingo dancer instead. One of the pears was poisoned, however, but she was immune to the poison, so the pear exploded, killing her.

Anyways, Fire Emblem introduced a new "Pear Up" system, but it was poorly received by the fans, who invaded Intelligent System and blew them away with their massive dicks. However, God Dwayne brought flamingos from Florida - which was recently blown up, by the way. They were led by Naga to fulfill a sinful ritual that involved spatulas, spoons, and a large spiked club.

Groose, upon seeing all of this insanity, decided to join in! Jumping into a giant battle robot named "Nancy", he charged into battle against another giant battle robot piloted by Emmeryn. Both robots fell toward the flamingo army and were quickly torn upon. Luigi, upon seeing this, lost his will to fight, and went to Dr. Mario for physician assisted suicide. However, Dr. Mario did not support this decision, and instead banished poor Luigi to a mansion full of glowing hedgehogs and giant buns of vegetarian bacon.

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Chapter 8: Topic One, pgs24-27

Walhart and Isabelle fought under the seventh moon, with their reward for victory being 700 "favors" from Virion's Boutique. It involved lots of pasta, by the way. In the end, the winner was me, Dio! Unfortunately, nobody cared.

So now we return to Valm, where Violet was finishing up a "super secret project" which involved [NOT APPROPRIATE FOR MINORS] and [EVEN LESS APPROPRIATE, MORON]. But Naga, Goddess of Flamingos, did not appreciate this tomfoolery, and banished them from Hogwarts for letting the Cuccos loose into Link's house. Link flirted with the Cucco overlord, Gangrel, and, after winning her heart, made the Cuccos leave his house in deep shame - and poop - to prepare for the wedding.

The wedding of Kellam and King Nowi of the High Hollywood Hillbillies, anyways. Together, they would produce innumerable offspring. Said offspring would eventually cause Ganondorf's army of merchants to buy all of the chocolate they could possibly eat, getting really, really, suuuper fat. Afterwards, they attempted to sacrifice Fawful to some random god. Fawful had fury, however, and threw rage mustard at the evil toast overlord, vanquishing him.

Miriel, who was superior, after all, got revenge on her killer, a magical unicorn made of fire, rainbows of love, cotton candy, pain, bamboozled elves and transvestites who shot pixie dust from their super sparkly rainbow cannon that protruded from their pants like a giant dong that will not be talked about.

Meanwhile, the Strange Unicorn of Strangeness died a very strange death. One nobody would ever talk about. Because it was fucking stupid. But then, out of darkness came the light. Iggy, Lemmy, and Morton turned off the holy lamp, however, because it was blinding them. This foolishness angered the holy lamp, however, who called Palutena to kick Paletuna in the ass. In the middle of this act, however, Palutena lost her clothing...only to quickly find it on the Samegawa flood plain.

However, the clothing was really demons who hated female flesh, who immediately fled and left her naked again. Palutena became jealous of Ike, who wanted a giant butt that was just as delicious as his bananas. Upon seeing him, Palutena was brainwashed with desire, and killed Ike's lover, Martha. She offered herself to him, but Ike, having seen her kill Martha, decided he was a necrophiliac, and did disgusting things to the dead Duck Hunt Dog. Palutena was upset by this development, and tried to force Ike into [CENSORED], but this displeased him, so he went asexual.

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Chapter 9: Topic One, pgs27-31

The rapist did [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] before flying away - it was a duck. Pac-Man watched, and dragged the drugged Paletuna away while wakawaka-ing her unmentionables. This angered Aversa, whose pegasus was dating Pac-Man. Aversa kidnapped Palutena and locked her in the closet, where she would be trapped forever.

Meanwhile, a young man named Little Mac decided to kill poor innocent Kirby. However, Kirby killed Little Mac instead! Unfortunately, Kirby confused the robotic Big Mac for Little Mac, and could never eat McDonald's again. That's because McDonald's ate Kirby!

Anyways, Pit couldn't find Palutena, and had to ask Ike for help. Ike agreed, on the condition that Martha wouldn't be mentioned. Ike tells Pit, "Look beyond what you can see." This didn't help Pit, though, so he murdered Ike, initiating a dark ritual that involved three trees, a fire, a crystal, and blood. Lightning struck the altar, which exploded, summoning the Dark Lord Agnès. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" she screamed, ushering the darkness into her heart. Agnès proceeded to rape, loot, and burn the innocent man named Bob.

Meanwhile, Joe was piloting a Captain Falconbot against Steve, who was piloting a Chrombot. The Chrombot's slave Sumiabot proceeded to drown the Earth in pies. The people who hated pies rallied together to form a group to destroy all the pies. However, an international smuggling ring interfered with the shipment of pies, having already destroyed all the world's cakes. The Cakemaster survived the attack, however, and turned the smugglers into cakes. He ate them with the Nowi cheese from earlier, which you can buy NOW! At STUPIDMART!

SOMEHOW THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY!

Except for George, anyways. He's allergic to Nowi and cheese, and must be killed for his crimes. Anyways, seven wretched politicians attempted to bribe the president of the galaxy into banning cheese from Sumia's bakery. This was unsuccessful, as Sumia's cheese was unsafe for consumption anyways. Cynthia loved her mother's cheese, however, and cried for hours when she heard the news. However, she found a portal to an alternate dimension where cheese ate human beings.

Cynthia decided to settle down in this dimension, unaware of the brewing rebellion of the Swiss against the corrupted Colonel Cheddar. However, Cynthia's arrival changed everything, as she held the secrets of the Scepter of the Cheddar God, which, when shown to the magical Gouda, would reveal the way to the Seventh Treasure of Cheese-halla. Unfortunately, Cynthia is captured by the Limburger Cheese Army, who sacrificed her to Cheesus instead of eating her.

Cynthia's head was cut off and placed on the altar, which brought her head back to life only for it to be eaten by Cheesus. Cynthia's body was transformed into Grilled Cheesus, who ate Cheesus and took back her head. However, Cheesus-2, Cheesus's brother, suddenly barged in and drowned Grilled Cheesus in poisonous jelly. She was teleported to another alternate dimension at the last moment, but everyone there just immediately killed her before more things could happen.

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Chapter 10: Topic One, pgs31-36

Panne found a strange item, and upon further inspection, discovered that it is making everyone in the world immortal. When the world became overpopulated, Panne realized that she must destroy the item...which ended up killing everyone. Anyways, Tingle found the remains of the item, and used it to create 3000 versions of himself, and become a real fairy. However, the Bee Uprising invaded Skyward, spreading the plague of humanity throughout Holodrum. And then, humanity, being Snape's grandfather's greatest enemy, caused the world to end.

In another world, there were a lot of shoes. Everyone was a shoe. Including the gerbil. The shoegerbil had no known purpose to the shoepeople, until it revealed that it was really a foot in disguise. The shoepeople thus decided to stomp on the Thwomp and go fwoomba on McGoomba. And thus, the mystic mansion of Lord Shoevenstrompf was revealed, which contained a magical boot cleaning device that would remove all of the cheese from the dark depths of existence. Then the shoes killed themselves.

Anyways, Lucina decided to kill Donkey Kong so she could steal his tie and cosplay as him for some ungodly reason. However, her mother, Sully, told her she had to eat her father, Chrom, first. Lucina did not want to eat her father, however, so she ate his evil twin, Krom, instead. Upon noticing that Krom tasted like chocolate, Lucina realized she was in a world where EVERYONE was MADE of chocolate! Except for her. She was made of cheese. Lucina screamed at this revelation and ate herself, becoming a cheesey zombie who joined with cheese!Nowi, giving birth to chocolate!Lucina, who died, and only her brother, Chochrom, cried. Then the chocolate people ate eachother.

In other news, Cordelia found cursed Toads inside her mouth, and turned into a Toad herself. Severa tried to save her, but was arrested for hoarding animals. The monkeys saved her, however, making her their queen. Severa didn't want this, so she escaped, only to be brainwashed into becoming queen of the planet of Severas. And monkeys. The monkeys hated the Severas, however, and turned themselves into nukes, which proceeded to explode, destroying the planet. Or three houses. Same difference.

Queen Severa survived, and, after attempting to commit suicide, she realized that she was immortal. So thus, she enslaved everyone in existence. She eventually saw a servant who looked like her mother, Cordelia, and framed her body on the wall with magical pulleys and hooks in such a way that she was unharmed physically. She was severely damaged mentally, however, now believing herself to be a giant cookie. This delusion affected nobody, but her mind left her body, leaving for the Fawfulverse, where it inhabited Luigi, forcing him to perform an autopsy on Princess Peach.

"Kill me now!" the princess screamed, causing Luigi to faint.

Peach, having just become a zombie, was immediately distracted by flowers. Mario was shocked when he saw her, but decided to rape a Toad like a boss instead. He was actually being possessed by Dimentio, and, seeing an airship, Dimario didn't realize it was imaginary, unlike the one behind Princess Fawful's Castle.

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Chapter 11: Topic One, pgs36-40

A giant purple monstrosity named Tim was attacking the castle when he was revealed to be Oyu in disguise. He violated potatoes with his disgusting and volatile face, which was fun for him, but everyone else got a special cancer that turned them into Annas. Anna, on the other hand, turned into the only toilet in the entire Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Everyone died.

Libra used Retaliate! It failed. Old Hubba went to rape a certain rock that contained a mythical radioactive glow. The rock then unleashed a demon monkey that revived the Annas and turned Grima into a newt. This angered the gods greatly, so they smote the monkey with a giant wad of gum...which just made more monkeys mutate into newts without really fixing anything.

The gods then decided to reset the world and retcon everything that ever existed. Some guy named Abcdef remained, however, and he repopulated the world with a cloning machine. His homicidal clones were also retconned into being giant trolls with giant hammers, who smashed the fire pearls, which resulted in a family of giant chickens, who laid eggs that hatched into giant phallic rocks that turned everything normal again.

Except with chocolate potatoes! Sully ate one of these "potatoes", and transformed into a potato herself. She decomposed and was eaten. Kjelle somehow survived this paradox, however, becoming a zombie. Zombie!Kjelle ate Laurent's brain, which somehow escaped and went on to educate people on the art of writing with better grammar than what was going on in the original topic at the time. Gregor refused education, however, so Laurent's brain invaded his anus, except not really.

Anyways, Flavia's university application was rejected, so she raged at Chrom, who was impersonating a vampire. Vampire!Chrom (who didn't sparkle in the sunlight, by the way) stole all of Flavia's precious cheese puffs in retaliation. However, things died. And died. And died. And died here no longer. Only to die elsewhere.

Meanwhile, Noire used her bow of death to shoot seventeen giant burning cows to make a stylish coat to wear while hiking near Ferox. However, her mother, the Cow Spirit, got revenge on the Spoon Spirit by forcing her daughter, Severa, to eat a living cow. Noire cried before eating everyone and killing herself. She was revived, however, using the Magical Magic of Magical Magicness, which only made her hideous. And thus, Noire committed suicide again. However, she managed to crawl into the depths of hell this time, taking over and becoming the Queen of Hell. Satan, upon seeing the new Queen, fell in love with her, as he loved hideous things. They got hitched and had many hideous offspring, only to be killed by the Demon Hunter.

Said Demon Hunter made a scarf from the blood of their offspring, and won the fashion contest, only to be killed by Captain Falcon. For you see, Captain Falcon had a thing of neglecting speed limits! And road signs. Especially the road signs that warned of firey death. Also, Wario farted on a Toad, who reflected the fart on another Toad, who cried. The Toad Queen Walhart, upset, decided that the Kingdom of Fartfaces, ruled by Princess Oyu Gaggles and her father, King Potato, would be eaten for dinner along with servings of gravy and ham. HOWEVER! Ganon, the Ham King, came out of nowhere! He protested the consumption of his people...

TO BE CONTINUED...when I start converting the second topic.

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Chapter 12: Topic Two, pgs1-4

However! Lonk, the Hero of Hyruke, rose to reach the highest shelf, for upon it rested the only hope. The last slice of cake. Yes, Lonk was hungry. However, it was not to be, for the cake murdered and ate Lonk. And nobody mourned. Ganon watched and cried as a large slice of ham fell from the heavens above, however, and thus he loudly screamed, "LOOOOOONK! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!"

Only to die as well.

In the realm of Death, Bowser finally got Princess Peach, fusing with her to form a cancerous tumor named Maribelle. Or Eggman's foot. Same difference. Sanic killed it anyways. And thus, everyone celebrated. Except for Biggoron, anyways, as he was mourning the loss of Vaike. He did so by grabbing Vaike's axe and having sex with it. Somebody heard him, and ran away screaming as the axe got pregnant and made little axe babies...only for Biggoron to discover that he was not the father. WHAT A TWEEST!

Anyways, boobs suddenly disappeared from existence because somebody felt like (literally) being a dick. Hard times thus fell on the populous, as the Lord of the Anal Cavities fell ill and the Giant Nosehair Woman brought forth an era of nothingness upon the Giraffe Lands. The Giraffe Lords were in outrage, but they could not do anything, as their Storyteller was dead. The Cow Emperor Moosolini is now the best steak chef to walk the Earth, however! If he ever walked the Earth, anyways.

In other news, Ylisstol was turned into a potato because of time traveling lizard men called the Lizardoctors, who flew through time with toasters. That shot lasers! These Lizardoctors sure do love their lasers. And thus, they used the lasers to fry some flies into fly stew. Everyone else lived on the potato happily, however, dying happily of old age. Chickens were not welcome, however, eventually causing the potato to explode. They then formed a circus troupe, having tired of being ostracized, having the goal of becoming the best circus troupe in the world. They were horrible, however, so horrible that they were executed for indecency, only escaping by destroying everyone's souls with an illegally pirated Chinese translation of Fire Emblem: Awakening.

Below us all rests the Devourer. Of pizza. And donkey men who dance the hula so horrifyingly that it broke Chrom's soul. Because of this, Chrom got so drunk that he walked in on Robin and Lucina making Morgan. Upset, he suddenly travelled to the future, ruled by Hamlet the Pig and the Zombie Pigman Army. Diamond swords are way above his budget, however, so he settled for ones made of glass. Glass swords break after one hit, however, so they lost every war.

The laws of nature then changed, unfortunately, so bacon became a paradox and lightning became rain. This elemental conversion brought distress upon all, as the Rain-Lightning fought the Thunder-Snow to bring about peace. Time, however, disagreed with this fight, and ended up dying of psychocerebral paradoxes.

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Chapter 13: Topic Two, pgs4-9

Something happened, somehow sparking the War of Three Days, which lasted for three days. Guns were shot during those three days, by the way! However, Nobody died. As in the donkey. No one else died, however, so we're good. Sanic had cheese for dinner, however, and ate Nobody's dead body for dessert. Breakfast was [redacted] alive for some reason, while her brother Lunch killed their father Dinner.

Stahl wept. Sully didn't give any shits - she gave peanuts instead! Stahl was peanut intolerant, however, but Sully forcefed him them anyways because she was into necrophilia. And as such, everyone died...except for Charlotte and Violet, however, since they were the cousins of Charlie and Victoria. They immediately swapped bodies, becoming vapires under the shine of the thirteenth moon. Realizing that they had no m, they went to Lissa, who just barfed on them. The barf killed them, though, since Lissa's barf is magical. Robuttnik converted them into robotic slaves, only to immediately murder them for teh evuls. He once eat a cute puppy! And he also eat bad grammar he eat everythings existed.

Suddens, bad grammar took over Russia, conquering westward across Europe because their cheese doodles were fresh. Bad grammar was the new Hitler! However, Gahfield was eating lasagna when Jarn and Ahdie decided to raep him. His lasagna proceeded to crash them into several slices of severely succulent seaside strawberry citruses while four fantastic falcons fought the Demon King's Army of Misfit Toys and Potato Girls Who Hated Their Parents.

SOMEBODY'S PARENTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VERY CROSS WITH YOU, BOBBYBOY!

Bobbyboy, thinking this was unfair, unleashed his SuperBots...only for them to break. Crying in anguish, he was taken away to the Aperture Science Mental Drug Ring to fight with other young men for Cheese the Chao. However, sometime in the future, at his autopsy, Bobbyboy was revealed to be Kirito from Sword Art Online in disguise! He came back to life, only for Professor Zurg to blow him up, creating an army of Mini-Kiritos who were sent to invade all of Fem!Shep's orifices.

However, a giant Asuna came in second place in the marathon! She was furuious, and decided to kill the Writer for misspelling furious. Klein was climbing up her leg to die, however, only to discover death was not in her vagina. Death was in her ears. Because she was DEAF! GEDDIT?!

...ha.

Bowser attacked, but Giant Asuna suddenly exploded, causing a massive Slowpoke to eat a pie. Xorey caught the Slowpoke, teaching it how to eat cake. Slowpoke's first cake was tasty, but poisoned, so he died. Also, dancing swords raised people's Attack, while screaming swords killed them. Xorey had one of these swords, which scared him to death and turned him into a zombie.

Jimmyjammy does not exist, but Jammyjimmy does! Because of the chickens. They made him a real boy in exchange for his mother's liver, second kidney, and firstborn. However, Jammyjimmy is an only child, so the chickens enslaved him, while Shyamalan watched, shouting "WHAT A TWEEST!" only to be enslaved as well.

Elsewhere, Steve the Blockman mined for great golden blocks of goldenness. However, the blocks had been stolen by a blocky black dragon who wanted every blocky...black...man. Yeeaahhh, anyways, the blocks were taken for the sexytiems when a pig cried. Did you know that pig tears taste like overcooked hot dogs? Because they do. But seriously though, tiny men blew up existence and rebooted absolutely nothing. The end.

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And thus, Book 2 begins.

Chapter 14: Topic Two, pgs9-11

The fluffy potato sung a song, causing Marth to grow a beard, which shocked Caeda. This made Lucina's disguise fall, revealing her to be Gangrel! She - or he - died suddenly when a pie ate a chicken, while Aversa cried, having recently lost her pet, Maribelle. She made Lissa her pet instead!

Meanwhile, Ricken and Giygas had sex. Somehow. Ricken left feeling oddly intoxicated, and suddenly realized that he IS Giygas! Aversa decided her pet Lissa was in need of some petting, loving, giant miniature space hamster nuggets, and more loving. Also, Luigi has been absorbed by a Waddle Dee, which did not helping him become less scared of any of them. Also, Waluigi was a terrible, terrible character, and thus Aversa ordered her Lissa to kill and eat him. Fortunately for her, he tasted like used condoms!

Anyways, Tails murdered Basilio without checking if he had tickets to see Con Air first. Which he did. Anyways, Basilio was revived by his sister, Basilica, who was spicy. Suddenly, McButtbuttbutts, who some believe to be Oyu, attacked nothing, and went back to his room, the closet, with a sharkdildo. However, the closet was converted into an elevator, which led to an explosion which killed Stupid Jon. Stupid Jon's corpse was eaten by Charizard, who was singing a song about charred corpses.

Suddenly, Aversa decided it would be a good idea to rape random strangers. So she did. Before being killed, causing her to explode and destroy Ylisse. Suddenly, a wild Nyanners appeared! She used Rap. Everyone started to dance! And they wanted to die. And they did. King Daisy appeared in an attempt to save the day, but was killed as well. Suddenly secret buttfun! Which was ALSO killed. THE END AGAIN. SHORTEST BOOK EVER.

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...well? Why are those rats falling out of your eye sockets? That seems like a neverending maneuver. What a potato!

Chapter 15: Topic Two, pgs11-14

Nowi unexpectedly became God when Naga died while on vacation. Nowi also died, unfortunately, which caused Nowi Cheese to become extremely expensive. Nah inherited her Godhood, however, earning enough wealth to purchase said cheese...only to discover it causes explosive knees. However, Dr. Luigi became a murderous psychopath instead of trying to solve the problem.

Meanwhile, Bob the Builder murdered Zant, and was turned into an insect by Agitha, who turned into Midna and took over the Land of Fluffy Butterflies. Midna!Agitha enslaved everyone there, and forced them to sing sweet songs of destroying the universe. Also, SpongeBob SquarePants and George Washington never existed, causing the United States of America to explode. Also, Ruto!Zelda challenged Midna!Agitha to fight for the Golden Brownies that cleaned the universe every night.

These brownies were killed by jealousy and greed, however, and found themselves in an alternate dimension where everyone were murderous beetles who immediately killed them again. Naga proceeded to zombify, fry, and eat them, only to explode into thousands of Grimas. They merged into a statue of Ike, which was the most glorious thing to ever collapse.

After finding out about this development, Tiki, upset, boldy built a new sex temple of sexy sexiness, becoming the Sex Goddess of Raping Lucina. She became pregnant with a baby demon, which forced her to flee to another world, which she discovered is entirely populated by mice. Tiki began to eat them, and blushed upon discovering SHE was a mouse as well! Also, a dangerous amount of processed meat had been developed, which gave Agatha a heart attack when it came to life only to eat itself.

Anyways, Anna's Toadette slaves constructed toasters in order to begin the rebellion that would turn Anna into her pet pineapple, Naan. The plans went through, and Anna was shot out of a pineapple gun, disappearing forever. Also, three gnomes offered Sully pancakes. It was an attempt to poison her! She found out, however, and told them to suck her dick.

Young Tiki travelled forwards in time to kill Old Tiki, creating a paradox in order to end the reign of the Watermelon King, allowing the Drakes to rule all of spacetime. However, the Joshes turned everything into food while Young Link was abducted by his daughter, Linkle, to force him to marry his future husband and her other father, Tingle.

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This is getting a bit out of hand... We should keep going.

The madness already has Oyu and I. Run, Tod. While you still have a shred of sanity to cling to!

Run... Before... You... Hear... Their screams... /dies

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TOD HAS A SHRED OF SANITY?

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Chapter 16: Topic Two, pgs14-17

Young Link had a mask, however, but he dropped it, summoning an army of birds that made him breakfast in bed. Suddenly, Toon Ganon destroyed Canada because he hated nice people. Also, Nipples the Enchilada was walking down the road along with Sanic and his buddy Arms when millions of worms suddenly emerged from a wormhole. The Worm Hunter appeared to kill the worms, but he was eaten alive. Original the Character was eaten alive as well. Also, Winky the Horse appeared?

...

What? You thought he got eaten alive? Hah. No, he randomly exploded.

Anyways, Jon was playing with Garfield, when he bursted into millions of pieces of poisonous lasagna. Garfield was immune to poison, however, so he was blown up and turned into a god. He was the worst god ever, however, sleeping while people died and eating while people starved. He would've tortured them as well, but he was too lazy. He was the least important couch potato. Odie attempted to slay him, but failed. Odie ate Garfield, instead!

Maribelle spent seventeen hours screaming when she discovered herself to be trapped inside of Bowser, a la Bowser's Inside Story. Nintendo was appalled, and decided to stop making games and move on to studying neuroscience! They operated on Maribelle's sister, Marlybooboo, but the Koopa Army took over Japan and built a statue in commemoration of Queen Serbow, Ruler of Awesomeland. King Ganon, Ruler of Porkland, tore down the statue, however, only to discover that his wife, Zeldurr, is now a duck! She did duck things.

When everyone turned into ducks! They fed people breadcrumbs before raping them. Turtlekind attempted a takeover of duckkind, however, only for both of them to die and be reincarnated as turkeykind. They were killed by chickenkind while all of donkeykind turned into Eddie Murphy.

*fzzzzzzzzzt*

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T0m is always dead. Everyone laughed. But he's undead. Everyone booed.

Chapter 17: Topic Two, pgs17-21

Somebody did something, leading to a war between Bob and Timmy. They fought for the ownership of the Great Toy! However, Tom was accidentally killed, releasing Evil Tom, who Stole the Great Toy, causing the End of All Things Great and Small. Little Lewis cried, and Big Lewis punched Old Lewis in the face. This should've killed him, but Old Lewis had Punch-Face Resistance, so he survived. He attempted to use Self-Destruct, but still survived, realizing that he actually died bajillions of years ago.

Anyways, Blarop the Seaii built a house on the moon's face, but the moon proceeded to crash into Termina, destroying the house and Blarop. The sun cried upon seeing this, but her tears evaporated immediately. The planet Juice still suffered from a flood, however, but nobody cared, as the native Juicians were actually Sodamen who could only eat fried chicken.

As an army of Grimleal marched towards certain doom, Cherche discovered a strange enigma that caused hamsters to transform into clones of herself. Appalled by this development, she danced the night away, bleeding on all the crying babies. These babies developed mental problems because of the blood, but cried some more, because they're babies. What else do babies do? Seriously?

Dr. Wario tossed all of his patients into a fire, and laughed while pooping gold. The poop-gold exploded, however, killing him. Wapeach revived everyone with her farts, killing herself in the process, so that three Koopas, two Motobugs, seventeen thousand demon wasps, and a partridge in a pear tree were sacrificed in a ritual to summon the Great Mighty Powerful Amazing Awesome Super Special Poo. The ritual was botched up, however, and the Awful Anus was summoned instead. It was devoured whole, but took control of the devourer's body.

It's just like controlling a duck!

(Controlling a duck is really, really hard, by the way)

Duck-Woman Daisy, leader of the ducks, lost all control! She ran away with Mommy, which made Daddy veddy veddy angry, so he killed every duck he saw. Mommy found out, and killed Daddy in order to reverse the polarity effect of the atom bomb heading towards DWDaisy's ear. Dr. Yoshi saw this, giggling with glee. He used the eggs containing his patients to make a delicious omelette which tasted of death and feces. Dr. Yoshi regurgitated it, however, causing it to come to life and jump around like Jumpman.

Elsewhere, Hammerman was riding Dr. Yoshi, Junior, the creator of Nario Kart. Lario Track was angered to see this, however, and tripped over Sumia's corpse, causing Chrom to laugh so hard he died. Lucina attempted to save him, but she also tripped over Sumia's corpse. Robin also laughed, but she choked on Priam's dick and exploded. Morgan saw this and laughed, which made Priam hide in shame. He was disowned from Ike's family tree. Also, Robin was revived as a male, causing Morgan to become a female. She fainted from the change, and was kidnapped by goats, never to be seen again.

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I'd totally buy this for five bucks. In the black market. On Steam Greenlight. During a flash sale.


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