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PostSubject: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:31 pm

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"Ah, hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the completion of the Employee Lounge. Ah, but first I should introduce myself before introducing what this place is. You may simply call me "The Narrator". Now you're probably wondering why The Writer isn't here to introduce his own characters. Well put simply, he's too busy exploring the world of Skyrim for the 8888th time to be bothered with actual work. So I'm here to restore the narrative flow. I mean I'm not doing anything else right now, so I might as well.

Now then, you may be asking yourself where you are. This is The Employee Lounge, a space between dimensions where characters that fall under Chris' narrative jurisdiction can meet, relax, and answer any questions that you may have for them. I of course fall under this category, so feel free to ask me any of those lingering questions in your mind. However, I cannot be held responsible for what the answers will do to your mental state. Now then, let's go over the rules, shall we?


Rule Number One: Please limit yourself to three questions at a time. I know it can be tempting to get it all out there in one go, but like sexual intercourse, it's very inconsiderate to anyone else involved in the activity. Let everyone else have a chance to enjoy themselves and ask trivial questions. Can we do that, yes, hmmmm? Wonderful.


Rule Number Two: You may use your three questions in just about any combination you would like. However, please refrain from asking questions directed to every character on the list. You know what they say, quality over quantity. Someone still has to write the answers to these questions, and the quality of the answers can diminish if there is simply too much to write at a time.


Rule Number Three: Please be patient. It could take some time before your question is answered. It could take three minutes, or it could take three days. Please don't rush the characters. They do have lives to eventually get back to.



I do believe that's it. Feel free to get a drink from the dispenser, admire the paintings, and of course ask your questions. Oh, and one last thing. Some of you may be tempted to ask "stupid" questions. Please direct all of those questions to Emperor Zerdark. Since the focus shifted to Adonia, he hasn't had much else to do recently. So he will fill the role of "That Guy with The Glasses". All that said, let us begin."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat May 21, 2016 10:29 pm

Lineback, what WOULDN'T you do for money?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat May 21, 2016 10:44 pm

"Steal from innocents and murder. Those are lines I'm not willing to cross. I may have stolen from pirates before...but you know the old saying! Your parents probably used to say it all the time. 'Stealing is wrong...unless it's from pirates!' I wouldn't recommend it though. They tend to hold a nasty grudge! Speaking of money, I should have brought some of my merchandise here...next time I make the trip here to answer questions, I'm bringing a small slice of me store with me!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:31 am

mr v ever seen one of emilio's shows
wanna help find him a rabbit

sniper how bout that yorick gal, talk to me

wheatley has ole azhi, zeig's lil pet ever like
grabbed you or scared you or something

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:40 am

"'Fraid I've never head of the gentleman, I am new in the country after all. I would love to sample all the entertainment value it has though. Direct me to a show."

"You sound off your rocker, mate. Why don't ya go to bed and try again in the morning?"

"Actually, I think we get along well! I mean, he's a familiar, I'm a familiar, us familiars need to stick together, right mate? Of course we're a bit different, me being a devilishly clever sphere, and him being...some sort of lizard demon, but he hasn't attacked me! So, that's a good sign! I'll tell you what mate, he's a lot better than the bloody birds! Glad to have him around instead. I do not think I'd get along well, with a bloody demon bird. Those things are nasty! Peckin at ya relentlessly, it's madness!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:54 pm

Camille what do you think of Soiree?
Is she attractive

Wheatley, what do you think about the Morgans?

Miror B, what inspired you to start your own radio show in addition to a club?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:23 pm

Bowser, have you ever had volcano bakemeat?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:24 pm

"I think she should take better care of herself. I mean...she is a little...attractive, but she'll ruin that if she trains herself to death! Or she'll go insane drinking alone in that barren room. I've heard some prison cells are more generously decorated in certain countries! She deserves to live better than a prisoner!"

"Oh, I love the kids! Absolutely love em! Admittedly the erm, the process behind their creation, was a bit louder than I'd have liked, lot of loud noises from behind that door, but I think it was worth it. Definitely. Just uh...just wish they, you know, keep it down next time...just a little. Gets kind of creepy with all the creakin, and the bouncing, and the ghostly moans and shrieks..."

"Dahling, do you want to hear the saddest thing? Some people just can't find the time or the means to make it down to my club to get their groove on! So I thought, why not send the groove to them? All you gotta do nowadays is tune into my station and let the tunes flow through you! Your own little piece of Club Miror! I'll supply the sweet tunes, but you've gotta groove to it on the other end. I can only provide half of it, it's up to you to see it through!"

"Volcano Bakemeat? That sounds AWESOME! Tell me where I can get some! Now!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:00 am

Narrator, what's been the most boring adventure you've had to narrate?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:07 am

"Remember when the story broke and I had to narrate Freya walking through doors that just lead to the same place over and over? That one."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:11 am

Really? Not the one where Ciel stopped doing anything at all for... years?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:17 am

"Well that one was alright while it lasted. Once she decided to stop doing anything I just decided to leave her there. My time is much too valuable to waste on those who can't appreciate a good narrative. Put frankly if Zerdark didn't agree to help complete the story, I was just going to leave her there and dispose of her corpse when she inevitably died of natural causes. Perhaps use the skeleton as a prop in one of my other stories...oh well, I'll think of something. I don't suppose you think Sans or Papyrus will stop by, do you? I could still use a skeleton or two."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:55 pm

Miror B, what do you think about slower, more classical/orchestral music?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:59 pm

"Blah...so slow and so BORING! Music is supposed to make you wanna get up and dance to the groove, not crawl into a coffin for the big sleep! Music needs a fast tempo, a bumpin' beat, make me feel alive!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:51 pm

camille what do you think of soiree's outfit anyways
what about her body

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:54 pm

Fulbright, have you ever wondered if you have siblings you just can't remember?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:09 pm

"It doesn't seem very safe to go out in armor like that with half of her torso completely exposed. I guess it's fine if you're the type to never get hit, but it'd be terrible if she wanted to try tanking hits. One well placed stab or slash, or even arrow could easily end her. From a more selfish viewpoint...it's not bad to look at, at least."

"Not in particular! I mean I must have some family I can't remember. Everyone at least has a mother and father! Or maybe two mothers? I found this magazine lying around the public quarters that went into detail about that sort of thing. It was pretty graphic..." He blushes for a minute. "Who knew an educational magazine could get that graphic? But yeah, I had to have come from some family! Unless I was just dropped in out of nowhere by Lady Justice herself. I would be okay with that! In whatever case, the Champion of Justice will not fail her!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:13 pm

what if she's trying to show off her body
to you

fulbright i don't think that was an educational magazine
but would you collect them

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:21 pm

"Oh now you're just being silly. Why would she want to do that? I'm sure she has better things to do."

"Why wouldn't it be educational? This is an institute dedicated to education in the ways of the Paladin! ...Okay maybe it's technically a 'Knight' school, but I think Paladin sounds better! I'm sure other educational tomes and such find their way around the halls. It's good to see my fellow knights are dutiful in their mental pursuits as well as their physical ones! A strong mind in sync with a strong body can overcome any evil! Maybe I should collect some more educational material in between all my training. What a great idea! Thank you helpful voice from the heavens!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:21 pm

Fulbright what possessed you to crash Teia's thing?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:27 pm

"Possess? Oh no, I assure you I went to wish her a happy birthday all on my own! Though if demons are possessing people for that purpose, they may not be as evil as I thought. I wouldn't say I crashed it either. I think I stuck the landing pretty well! Crashing into the food would have been bad, I'll give you that. But at least then they wouldn't have had to pay a clown!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:31 pm

what if she wants to be in your bed again

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:36 pm

"But I already gave her a bed like mine! I guess if she really wants we can swap for a night."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:36 pm

but with you also in it

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:38 pm

"You mean she wants a sleepover? Why didn't she tell me?!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:39 pm

cuz she's embarrassed, therefore next time you see her and there's nothing to do you should ask her to sleep over

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