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PostSubject: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:31 pm

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"Ah, hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the completion of the Employee Lounge. Ah, but first I should introduce myself before introducing what this place is. You may simply call me "The Narrator". Now you're probably wondering why The Writer isn't here to introduce his own characters. Well put simply, he's too busy exploring the world of Skyrim for the 8888th time to be bothered with actual work. So I'm here to restore the narrative flow. I mean I'm not doing anything else right now, so I might as well.

Now then, you may be asking yourself where you are. This is The Employee Lounge, a space between dimensions where characters that fall under Chris' narrative jurisdiction can meet, relax, and answer any questions that you may have for them. I of course fall under this category, so feel free to ask me any of those lingering questions in your mind. However, I cannot be held responsible for what the answers will do to your mental state. Now then, let's go over the rules, shall we?


Rule Number One: Please limit yourself to three questions at a time. I know it can be tempting to get it all out there in one go, but like sexual intercourse, it's very inconsiderate to anyone else involved in the activity. Let everyone else have a chance to enjoy themselves and ask trivial questions. Can we do that, yes, hmmmm? Wonderful.


Rule Number Two: You may use your three questions in just about any combination you would like. However, please refrain from asking questions directed to every character on the list. You know what they say, quality over quantity. Someone still has to write the answers to these questions, and the quality of the answers can diminish if there is simply too much to write at a time.


Rule Number Three: Please be patient. It could take some time before your question is answered. It could take three minutes, or it could take three days. Please don't rush the characters. They do have lives to eventually get back to.



I do believe that's it. Feel free to get a drink from the dispenser, admire the paintings, and of course ask your questions. Oh, and one last thing. Some of you may be tempted to ask "stupid" questions. Please direct all of those questions to Emperor Zerdark. Since the focus shifted to Adonia, he hasn't had much else to do recently. So he will fill the role of "That Guy with The Glasses". All that said, let us begin."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:41 pm

"Embarrassed? Well, okay. Maybe sometime after the birthday."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:55 pm

J'Rasha, what's it like being a hairy pussy?

Waluigi, how come you got into so many different sports?

Camille, what other Silver Knight is your favorite?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:09 pm

"Hm. Cute."

"Waluigi have multiple avenues of stress relief! Soccer, volleyball, golf, baseball...most involve Waluigi smacking a ball at full force with his pent up aggression. People don't like it when you smack them, so balls work good. Work very nice. Alright question answered, that'll be 10 coins please. Cash only, non-negotiable."

"Favorite? But I don't play favorites."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:13 pm

Zerdark wrote:
"Waluigi have multiple avenues of stress relief! Soccer, volleyball, golf, baseball...most involve Waluigi smacking a ball at full force with his pent up aggression. People don't like it when you smack them, so balls work good. Work very nice. Alright question answered, that'll be 10 coins please. Cash only, non-negotiable."

Are the balls perfect?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:17 pm

"Of course! Waluigi make sure to squeeze the ball before every round to make sure. Waluigi only use perfect balls."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:11 pm

Hey Camille, any of the knights other than Soiree seen you nude?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:13 pm

"Other?! What are you talking about? No one's seen me nude!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:14 pm

ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUURE

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:26 pm

Camile, have you ever spied on your brother while he's asleep?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:24 pm

"No, that's just creepy."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:44 pm

how bout when he's awake
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:45 pm

"...What is wrong with you people?"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:56 pm

HOW ABOUT WHEN HE'S HAVING S-*shoved out window*

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:04 pm

So how'd you feel about having Cecily for a sister-in-law
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:07 pm

"Huh? That's a weird question...but I don't really know how I'd feel. I don't think much would really change beyond the formalities, and I don't care about those anyway. I leave the formal stuff to Rey, the King, the Queen, and the Spy."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:12 pm

Why is it a weird question they got together on his birthday which already happened o.o
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:14 pm

"...They did what?"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:43 pm

Waluigi, what if someone stole all of waluigi's money
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:46 pm

"WAAAH?!" Waluigi frantically looks to his left to see Nabbit running out of his store. "Waluigi loses money!!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:46 pm

Waluigi, do you like pinball?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:51 pm

A pinball machine with Waluigi's face and mustache plastered all over it falls from the sky, lightning up with obnoxious neon lights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipjRIY8u24

"Wahaha! It'll be 15 coins per play! Slip Waluigi an extra five coins he might slip you an extra ball...and don't worry! Waluigi personally check all the balls to assure the top Waluigi quality!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:00 pm

Hey Narrator, does everyone who ends up in your place resist at first?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:34 pm

"Not everyone, but most do. It's as if everyone on the outside are cynical paranoiacs who can't appreciate a good story! Oh well. People come around eventually. It's not like they have anything better to do."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:18 pm

Had you forgotten about Pico and Boofoon?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:28 pm

"It's not that I forgot really, it's more that they turned their backs on me. I simply cannot work with people who decide to stay in one room and do nothing. Believe it or not, even I have better things to check up on. You don't think I'm just some autonomous plot contrivance, do you? I have a life to get back to. I checked up on them periodically of course, but it's not like I was expecting much."

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