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PostSubject: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:31 pm

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"Ah, hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the completion of the Employee Lounge. Ah, but first I should introduce myself before introducing what this place is. You may simply call me "The Narrator". Now you're probably wondering why The Writer isn't here to introduce his own characters. Well put simply, he's too busy exploring the world of Skyrim for the 8888th time to be bothered with actual work. So I'm here to restore the narrative flow. I mean I'm not doing anything else right now, so I might as well.

Now then, you may be asking yourself where you are. This is The Employee Lounge, a space between dimensions where characters that fall under Chris' narrative jurisdiction can meet, relax, and answer any questions that you may have for them. I of course fall under this category, so feel free to ask me any of those lingering questions in your mind. However, I cannot be held responsible for what the answers will do to your mental state. Now then, let's go over the rules, shall we?


Rule Number One: Please limit yourself to three questions at a time. I know it can be tempting to get it all out there in one go, but like sexual intercourse, it's very inconsiderate to anyone else involved in the activity. Let everyone else have a chance to enjoy themselves and ask trivial questions. Can we do that, yes, hmmmm? Wonderful.


Rule Number Two: You may use your three questions in just about any combination you would like. However, please refrain from asking questions directed to every character on the list. You know what they say, quality over quantity. Someone still has to write the answers to these questions, and the quality of the answers can diminish if there is simply too much to write at a time.


Rule Number Three: Please be patient. It could take some time before your question is answered. It could take three minutes, or it could take three days. Please don't rush the characters. They do have lives to eventually get back to.



I do believe that's it. Feel free to get a drink from the dispenser, admire the paintings, and of course ask your questions. Oh, and one last thing. Some of you may be tempted to ask "stupid" questions. Please direct all of those questions to Emperor Zerdark. Since the focus shifted to Adonia, he hasn't had much else to do recently. So he will fill the role of "That Guy with The Glasses". All that said, let us begin."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:42 pm

Waluigi, do you prefer bombs or confetti?

Camille, have you ever thought about using a candy cane instead of a sword?

Zerdark, do you ever worry that your mother frowns upon your methods of... execution?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:08 pm

"Waluigi gonna answer your question with another question. Why not both?" Waluigi pulls out a purple bomb shaped like an upside down L. "This is the Waluigi Confetti Bomb! Perfect for all sorts of parties, sporting events and funerals! Only 25 coins a pop!"

"Oh, once when I was...seven? It was around Christmas time and I started hitting things with a giant candy cane. Then it broke and I started crying until Mr. Zerdark walked by and gave me another one. I was going to eat the broken one after, but then I turned and saw it was gone. I turned around again in time to see Mr. Zerdark walking away with the pieces. Looking back, I think it was a fair trade."

"Oh, extensively. Both in and out of my...persona. I've always been known to get heated in rough situations. Hell, my first kill was at age 12. You could say I was born to have a violent career. I originally wanted to be a lawyer like my parents, but...well, now I'm on the shadier side of the law. It's funny how life works sometimes, isn't it? I know I can get...excessively violent at times, but sometimes it's necessary. If you mess with my family in any way, you're not living to see the next sunrise. That's that. It's...a promise I made to myself that day. That I wouldn't let anything like that happen again, at any cost. Whether that cost be as trivial as my social standing, or as serious as my own life. Whether or not I'm seen as a monster for my actions is irrelevant. As long as I can keep those I care about safe, that's all that matters. As for my career, the life of a spy has always been a dangerous one. Not only that, it often requires shady practices. Lockpicking, trespassing, murder, political maneuvering, and more. I'm not proud of everything I've done, but I will defend my actions as having been necessary for the job at hand. When your job is national security and you have the life of a monarch and his family in your hands, you damn well better do what's necessary. And that's the thing with me. I don't just have my own family to worry about. I have the Royal Family to worry about as well. The King, The Queen, their children, and all their adopted children. They're all my responsibility. If I fuck up, it's more than possible that they go down with me. And anyone linked to me...my wife, my children...and my mother too. I fuck up, they'll be nothing to my enemies but ways to hurt me. Everyone linked to me in any way is fucked in that scenario, and I refuse to let that happen. My methods may be extreme, and my mother may not understand or approve of them. But I'll be damned if I let that deter me from what's necessary to keep her and everyone else safe."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:04 pm

Linebeck, have you ever seen a floating dog?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:07 pm

"A floating dog? Do I look drunk to you, boy? I'm here to sell treasure, not flap my gums about drunken visions."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:07 am

Camille, would you ever yodel at a funeral?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:10 am

"What kind of question is that? That's horrible!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:14 pm

Cave, why'd you hire a random teenage girl?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:33 pm

"Are you questioning the way I do my job? I'm not about to hear it from someone who hasn't worked a day in his life and with that attitude, you're not GONNA get your start here either! Get out of my building! Out the front door, on your horse, off my property, goodbye."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:32 pm

Zerdark, why did you let the witch-woman go? Wasn't what she did enough grounds for detainment, especially since she admitted?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:46 pm

"Officially, I'm a Tactician. I don't really have the authority to just detain whoever I want. I'm not a knight, nor am I member of the Royal Guard. Were I in my Spymaster persona at the time however, I would have been able to do so and even bring her to trial. As a Tactician however, I simply didn't have the authority. Besides, it falls on Roland to have detained her. He didn't, so I have to trust his judgement on this one. However, I have given very specific orders to my agents within castle grounds to not let her anywhere near the castle. If sighted within castle grounds, she's to be detained and brought up on trespassing charges and conspiracy against a Silver Knight. I would likely have to appear in court to testify about her confession in the resulting trial. If she actually does anything or looks like she's about to or makes any sudden movements around Roland or anyone within the castle grounds, she's to be struck down immediately without hesitation. I've placed her on a strict Watch List and am fully prepared to have her erased should the situation require I go that far."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:45 pm

Linebeck, what'd you think of Mister von Welf? The construct creep you out? How douchebag out of ten was he?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:29 pm

"That...thing? Let me tell you, I am NOT the biggest fan of...necromancers. They always creep me out with their weird experiments. And of course Mr. Gavin comes in telling me stories about this Merasmus fellow, so that hardly helps their case. The dead should remain that way. Dead. If they want to come back on their own, I guess that's fine. One ghost gave me money, so she's alright. But using the dead for your own weird experiments...that's a disaster waiting to happen, and I'd like it to not happen in my store. Especially not with all my lovely paying customers!" He sighs a breath of relief. "At least they didn't seem to notice that weird construct. They were probably too distracted by all my beautiful treasures! As for the man himself, he brought me a valuable new treasure AND paid for one of my own. He was polite enough about it too, so I have no personal problems with the man. I just take issue with his...occupation? If you can call raising armies of the dead an occupation."

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