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PostSubject: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:31 pm

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"Ah, hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the completion of the Employee Lounge. Ah, but first I should introduce myself before introducing what this place is. You may simply call me "The Narrator". Now you're probably wondering why The Writer isn't here to introduce his own characters. Well put simply, he's too busy exploring the world of Skyrim for the 8888th time to be bothered with actual work. So I'm here to restore the narrative flow. I mean I'm not doing anything else right now, so I might as well.

Now then, you may be asking yourself where you are. This is The Employee Lounge, a space between dimensions where characters that fall under Chris' narrative jurisdiction can meet, relax, and answer any questions that you may have for them. I of course fall under this category, so feel free to ask me any of those lingering questions in your mind. However, I cannot be held responsible for what the answers will do to your mental state. Now then, let's go over the rules, shall we?


Rule Number One: Please limit yourself to three questions at a time. I know it can be tempting to get it all out there in one go, but like sexual intercourse, it's very inconsiderate to anyone else involved in the activity. Let everyone else have a chance to enjoy themselves and ask trivial questions. Can we do that, yes, hmmmm? Wonderful.


Rule Number Two: You may use your three questions in just about any combination you would like. However, please refrain from asking questions directed to every character on the list. You know what they say, quality over quantity. Someone still has to write the answers to these questions, and the quality of the answers can diminish if there is simply too much to write at a time.


Rule Number Three: Please be patient. It could take some time before your question is answered. It could take three minutes, or it could take three days. Please don't rush the characters. They do have lives to eventually get back to.



I do believe that's it. Feel free to get a drink from the dispenser, admire the paintings, and of course ask your questions. Oh, and one last thing. Some of you may be tempted to ask "stupid" questions. Please direct all of those questions to Emperor Zerdark. Since the focus shifted to Adonia, he hasn't had much else to do recently. So he will fill the role of "That Guy with The Glasses". All that said, let us begin."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:35 pm

WHAT IS A COLOR?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:48 pm

Black White Oyu wrote:
WHAT IS A COLOR?

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"Color was first invented in 1953 as a means of introducing life to a bleak and miserable existence. Before color, everything was depressing all the time. You could say that color is what keeps things happy. Except for the fact that there's still sadness and disaster in the world today. Most of which I cause on a regular basis. You know the more I think about it, the less sense this answer makes. I really didn't think this one through, it's just that your stupidity caught me off guard. ...Where are my feet?"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:18 pm

What do you think about the lack of feet in Fire Emblem: Awakening?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:38 pm

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What do you think about the lack of feet in Fire Emblem: Awakening?

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"What the hell is Fire Emblem: Awakening?"

-One Google search later-

"...GLaDOS, assemble the demonic lawyers."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:34 pm

"Right away, sir."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:36 pm

Why are there skirts/dresses, and pants? Why two different types of lower body clothes?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:41 pm

Skirts are comfy and easy to wear

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:00 pm

But who was phone?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:04 pm

Speaking of skirts, why are boys not allowed to wear them?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:12 pm

Because society.

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:14 pm

fuck society, man

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:23 pm

Oh, humans...I didn't think I'd need to enact this rule, but what can I say? Like Stanley, you always find new and exciting ways to disappoint me. Well that's enough glorifying your accomplishments, let's get to the unveiling of the new rule, hm?

Rule Number Four: The only conversations permitted within this space are between the characters under The Writer's narrative jurisdiction, and the person asking the questions. Please do not go on full tangents among yourselves in this space while waiting for your question to be answered. As a side note: Please do not answer questions directed at a person in this space for the intended recipient. It kind of ruins the fun. Now I'm not going to name any names, you know who you are.

Now since I completley forgot what I was supposed to be doing, I suppose I'll go searching through all this nonsense to see what really needs answering, and deliver the questions accordingly. Although I'm assuming most of them are stupid questions and will go to The Emperor. Poor guy...well at least his job's got to be better than mine. Well, your questions will be answered momentarily. I just need to decipher all this nonsense...in the meantime, I do believe that drinks machine is working now. Settle down with a drink and a magazine. Now where did I put those notes...*papers rustling*"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:56 pm

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Why are there skirts/dresses, and pants? Why two different types of lower body clothes?

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"Because while skirts and dresses are more comfortable, they leave you vulnerable to perverts who want to look up your skirt. Pants are there for those not willing to take that risk. It would seem that a lot of women are a lot braver than men in that respect. Fun statistic."

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Speaking of skirts, why are boys not allowed to wear them?

"There are no laws saying that they can't. Most men simply choose not to for a variety of different reasons. Some are afraid of perverts while others have your mentality. Really the only barrier between you as a male and wearing a skirt is the one imposed by your own mind. And of course the closed minded rednecks who share that same mentality waiting to stone you in the name of Jesus Christ for wearing said skirt. Oh, and in the name of love and mercy. We all seem to forget that part these days..."

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But who was phone?

"Have you tried checking the Caller ID? Most phones come equipped with that nowadays. Mostly to prevent such terrible questions at the end of amateur level stories."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:46 pm

Cave Johnson, what is your favorite science room????

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:01 pm

"The idea chamber of course! The very backbone of science. Sure, not every idea will be implemented. Whether for practical reasons or 'safety reasons' mandated by the government BUT, every idea could turn into a great scientific achievement. So it is our responsibility to examine every idea and see if we can do it. And if we can, why not? So, who's ready to do some science?"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:54 pm

What do you think of Donald Trump, Emperor Zerd?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:58 pm

And also what do you think of him, Mr. Judge?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:09 pm

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"I think America is in serious trouble if they elect that fool into office. They can't exactly afford to burn as many bridges as that man likes to every time he opens his mouth. I believe I detect foot odor emanating from his mouth every time he speaks as well. If he insists on making that mouth of his a permenant residence for his foot, he should at least invest in some mouth wash."

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"Is he the one with the fake hair? I can't say I'd vote for him."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:00 pm

Cave Johnson! Do you have any specific hopes and dreams for Aperture?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:22 pm

"Well it'd be really nice if all this biological work can eventually lead us down to the path of extended lifespans, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm not going to be that guy that spends the rest of his life chasing immortality only to die of a heart attack on the toilet. Tragic way to go, not for this guy. Main order of business will be the pursuit of new ways to make life more convenient. For starters, transportation. Not all of us are magicians with access to teleportation or portals, and that price ticket for airships is pretty extravagant. Frankly that seems unfair, so I want to explore the possibility of tearing our own holes in spacetime. If those pointy hatted wand wavers can make portals, you'd better bet your hiney that science can make one too! Next, I want to make my impassioned speeches from anywhere in the world where they can be seen by anyone else in the world. Not just heard, but seen. Presentations aren't just about the words that leave your mouth, it's in the passion in your face and hand motions! Passion that otherwise can't be expressed through radio. Maybe set up some sort of box that people can look at and see my award winning smile."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:38 pm

"Maxie, I be thinkin'. Why don't ye play me a game or two o' this "Pokemon Battle" card game I found in the bottom o' me ship? I'm sure it be a way to settle our differences without waging war."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:44 pm

Emperor Z, what's the point?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:44 pm

"You must think I'm an imbecile if you think I'd stake everything on a child's card game. The future of mankind is much too important for such childish pursuits! Although I will let this insult slide and will elect to give you an open invitation to my base of operations if you'd care to discuss the situation amicably."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:46 pm

Camille, is there anything negative you have to say about your big brother, or is he a paragon role model to you?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:46 pm

Yikkin wrote:
Emperor Z, what's the point?
"The point of what? You seem to have forgotten that questions require a complete thought. I'll give you a second crack at this question, but hurry it up. I'm a busy man and I don't have the time to waste on these trivial questions that apparently you can't even take the time to fully think about before asking them."

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