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PostSubject: Employee Lounge   Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:31 pm

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"Ah, hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the completion of the Employee Lounge. Ah, but first I should introduce myself before introducing what this place is. You may simply call me "The Narrator". Now you're probably wondering why The Writer isn't here to introduce his own characters. Well put simply, he's too busy exploring the world of Skyrim for the 8888th time to be bothered with actual work. So I'm here to restore the narrative flow. I mean I'm not doing anything else right now, so I might as well.

Now then, you may be asking yourself where you are. This is The Employee Lounge, a space between dimensions where characters that fall under Chris' narrative jurisdiction can meet, relax, and answer any questions that you may have for them. I of course fall under this category, so feel free to ask me any of those lingering questions in your mind. However, I cannot be held responsible for what the answers will do to your mental state. Now then, let's go over the rules, shall we?


Rule Number One: Please limit yourself to three questions at a time. I know it can be tempting to get it all out there in one go, but like sexual intercourse, it's very inconsiderate to anyone else involved in the activity. Let everyone else have a chance to enjoy themselves and ask trivial questions. Can we do that, yes, hmmmm? Wonderful.


Rule Number Two: You may use your three questions in just about any combination you would like. However, please refrain from asking questions directed to every character on the list. You know what they say, quality over quantity. Someone still has to write the answers to these questions, and the quality of the answers can diminish if there is simply too much to write at a time.


Rule Number Three: Please be patient. It could take some time before your question is answered. It could take three minutes, or it could take three days. Please don't rush the characters. They do have lives to eventually get back to.



I do believe that's it. Feel free to get a drink from the dispenser, admire the paintings, and of course ask your questions. Oh, and one last thing. Some of you may be tempted to ask "stupid" questions. Please direct all of those questions to Emperor Zerdark. Since the focus shifted to Adonia, he hasn't had much else to do recently. So he will fill the role of "That Guy with The Glasses". All that said, let us begin."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:47 pm

Emperor Z, what's the point of an unsharpened pencil?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:47 pm

The point of everything. People are fucking morons, why did we happen?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 9:50 pm

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Camille, is there anything negative you have to say about your big brother, or is he a paragon role model to you?

"I try not to focus on the negatives of anyone, but I don't really have anything bad to say about him anyway. He's always been there for me and I want to be just like him! ...Though I do wish he'd change his hairstyle. It sometimes covers his eyes! That can't be good."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 10:19 pm

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Emperor Z, what's the point of an unsharpened pencil?

"To have as a backup in case your sharpened pencil breaks. Sort of like how I keep you people around. If my front-line soldiers break, I'm throwing you out front next. What a terrible question."

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The point of everything. People are fucking morons, why did we happen?

"Because the gods are cruel and don't care. They created us and then abandoned us to our own devices, not caring about the tragedies that would unfold from their arrogant use of their own power. Creating a sentient species in their own image with the capacity to harm and then not doing anything to remedy the issue, and then on top of it dragging us mortals into their own petty power struggles? Such arrogance and apathy earn nothing from me but my utter contempt. I may be a God myself now, but the title sickens me when I have people like 'Ammy' among my supposed peers. They even sent Death himself to come collect my daughter. There can be no forgiveness for them. In my eyes they are all worthless incompetents and can be replaced. Skye along with my apprentice and Phia have already replaced the Sun Goddess after her flagrant and disgusting misuse of her powers. Even gods must answer for their sins. We've proven that it can be done. I will ensure that humanity is safe from people like 'Ammy'. I cannot allow anyone to be hurt by our supposed creators and saviors again. I will never just sit by and watch these atrocities again."


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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 10:48 pm

Oh boy. The front lines. I always did hate writing lines. I always broke my pencils.

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 10:50 pm

"You'll hate them more when you're writing lines in a battlefield with everything trying to murder you."

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:25 pm

Hey Bobby, noticed that Lao's a bluffer yet? How's Jenry impressing on ya? Talk to Tharja at all anymore?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:33 pm

"Lao's a what?! How could you besmirch the name of my good friend?! He helped me out in my time of need! He's a hero! ...In training! As for Jenry, he gives off a cold exterior, but I know he's looking out for us! Under that cold exterior is a warm friend that I'll gladly support in battle! Oh and I've told everyone about Tharja too! Those potions she gave me are a big help. Still got a good number of them left. I haven't really had a reason to go back since I didn't really have much money to trade, but now since I have a little bit, I can afford pay her another visit! I wonder if the other knights will go too? It's always good to have some potions with you!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:34 pm

WHAT IS THE POINT OF A POINT OF A POINT

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:36 pm

What is the point of a point of inflection on a cubic polynomial?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:36 pm

"Can you see this point?" The Emperor holds up his middle finger.

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:38 pm

Technically that is represented in the 3-dimensional plane, thus consisting of more than one point in the x, y, and z directio--oomf! *knocked to the ground*

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:39 pm

Zerdark wrote:
"Can you see this point?" The Emperor holds up his middle finger.

ROOD

but what are the points of a triangle within a triangle stabbed in its triangly face with a triangle

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:41 pm

Ey Fulbright. How's that knightgrill?

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:44 pm

The Emperor just opens a portal and leaves with his middle finger still extended out at the idiots.

"Knight Grill? I've never heard of a grill becoming a knight! That must be some grill if it was knighted! Now I want to travel and see if I can grill anything on this legendary grill!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:46 pm

Nonono, The Knight Grill is a grill/barbeque restaurant run by knights!

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:47 pm

LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOO <333333333

BUT YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME THE POINT OF THE- *defenestrated*

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:50 pm

I mean Lily-Anne, Bobby.

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Mon May 16, 2016 11:51 pm

"Oh, her! I remember her! !'m sure she's fine. She seemed like she can handle herself, but she's free to come to me if she needs help!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:14 am

Yo Empy guy can a match box?

Camille, do you ever wish you could have known your parents?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:19 am

"...Did you just call me Empy? ...I'd like you to meet my new friend."

An orange robot walks into the room and holds up a blaster rifle.

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"Interjection: Silence meatbag! My targeting computer has scanned your soft spots. The first shot will immobilize you. The second will spill your slippery components onto the floor."

"You might want to reconsider your stupid questions."



"I do think about it sometimes, but Rey tells me not to worry so much. I do wish I could have met them, but for now I can only hope to honor their legacy by being the best Silver Knight I can be!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:21 am

Fine fine

Do you like penguins? Specifically, emperor penguins?

[Camille again] Have you ever thought about joining the clergy or something with your beliefs?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:25 am

Can a can cancan?
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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:28 am

"Now that you mention it, I did always have a fondness for Empoleon. Even before becoming Emperor. I have six of them. ...Don't judge me."


"You'd think so, but I haven't. I discovered pretty quickly that my talents lie with combat. I'm more useful helping my friends out in battle than sitting in church. No disrespect intended to the church of course!"

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PostSubject: Re: Employee Lounge   Tue May 17, 2016 12:31 am

Deathphone wrote:
Can a can cancan?

"HK."

"Query: How may I serve you, master? May I kill something for you?"

"Yes actually. Kill him for me."

"Statement: With pleasure, master! Assassination protocols engaged! This should be fun."

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